Dear Tiger Woods,
I have expressed my undying love for you previously, and that hasn’t changed…completely. As I sat down at the table with my Mom she informed me that you were up to mistress number 16. Tiger, my dear, when did you find the time to sleep with all these women? I mean honestly, between juggling a wife, two kids, and being the number 1 golfer in the world I just don’t understand. To top it off I just don’t see how your wife didn’t notice a change in your attitude. I know your world is slowly crashing down on you. You’ve taken an indefinite break from golf, you’re losing endorsement deals left and right, and to top it you’re probably about to lose half of your multi-million dollar fortune. So, because of all of these horrible things happening to you I have come up with a solution to your problem: Marry a Black woman. Now I know what you’re think, “A Black woman? Why that’s just unimaginable. What will the guys at the country club think about me?” Well my dear, what are they saying about you now? They’re probably laughing and rejoicing at the fact that now they will have an opportunity to capture a win at the Masters this upcoming April (hopefully you’ll be back before then).
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