Tiger Woods Should Change His Name To Cheetah

Okay, I know the title is pretty corny but honestly last time I checked in on his situation it was only two mistresses and days later it’s up to TEN?!?!?!  Here’s a run down of those ladies via Necole Bitchie‘s Tiger Woods Up to 10 Mistresses, Plus Wife Offered $80 Million to Stay:

“1.) Rachel Uchitel. The club hostess was the first of the women to be linked to Woods after the National Enquirer reported that she traveled to Australia to be with Woods during a golf tournament there. So far, she has denied the affair.

2.) Jamie Grubbs. The 24-year-old reality show contestant and cocktail waitress claims she carried on a 31-month-long affair with Woods until his crash last month. She offered a Woods voicemail to prove it.

3.) Kalika Moquin. The 27-year-old club manager from Las Vegas is reported to have had a brief sexual relationship with Woods. She would neither confirm nor deny the report.

4.) Cori Rist. The 31-year-old swimsuit model reportedly met Woods at a Manhattan club last year before they began a sexual relationship that led to Woods flying her out to various secret locations for hook-ups, and her introducing the golfer to her 7-year-old son.

5.) Jamie Jungers. The 26-year-old, who sold her story to a British newspaper, is a former employee of Trashy Girls Lingerie. She said she met Woods in Las Vegas.

6.) Mindy Lawton. The 33-year-old pancake house waitress from Orlando claims she was dumped by Woods in 2007. According to the Post, it was her affair with Woods that was caught on camera by the National Enquirer, when he was snapped dropping her off at her trailer park. The threatening news later led to a Woods Men’s Fitness cover in exchange for the magazine’s silence about the alleged affair, the New York Post reports.

7.) Holly Sampson. The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is a former porn star, who has starred in such films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2.” According to the Sun, she has neither confirmed nor denied her affair with Woods.

8.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8. A former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. does want to reveal her identity yet, according to her attorney Michael O’Quinn. But this she has said: at the time the affair allegedly began, she was 20 years old and met Woods at the Roxy in Orlando, where she was a VIP server.

9.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9 is reported to be a “sexy” British TV presenter who was single at the time, but is now married.

10.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10. is reported in a UK paper to be a “sex-addicted cougar.”

Now I seem to notice that most of these skanks women don’t have the greatest of jobs so I’m guessing Mr. Woods likes to feel like a man in control when it comes to the relationship.  Another thing that riddles me being from Augusta, GA {Home of the Masters Golf Tournament and nothing else} is why an Augusta mistress hasn’t emerged.  Honestly this man has been coming to my city sense I was about 6 or 7 and NONE of these women are from Augusta?  Honestly there are PLENTY of people who get jobs at the Masters and have a chance to deliver food to the golfers so why didn’t Mr. Woods give some of that wood to one of my hometown women?  I mean from the text messages I’ve read to the descriptions these women have of his sex drive it seems like the D is golden so I’m sure the women from my city would have no problem with him laying the pipe.  I mean honestly, IHOP is right across the street from the Augusta National meaning there’s plenty of waitresses at his hand PLUS Washington Road is full of other restaurants if the IHOP chick isn’t up to his standards.


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