Men Lie, Women Lie, Numbers Don’t: The AMAs

So the American Music Awards just went off not too long ago and I must say it was BORING!  J. Lo took a tumble during her crappy performance and let the music overpower her whisper voice.  Samuel L. Jackson had on what looked like a silk shirt and tie with a suede suit?  I’m not sure, but someone correct me if I’m wrong.  He lost major badass points from me for that.  I didn’t know what in the HELL was going on with Alicia Keys.  This whole superhero thing is not cute.  Plus I’m tired of the yeast infection cat suits that she’s been wearing lately especially that purple one in the “Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart” video.  I love A. Keys, but is it just me or has she lost her touch since  getting with Mashonda’s husband Swizz Beat?  What else?  Adam Lambert seemed to throw his crotch in one of the faces of his dancers which left Twitter in an uproar!  Trying to get blow jobs on national tv is NOT cool!  Also, I didn’t know what was going on with Whitney Houston but her voice was NOT doin’ it for me.  This is a prime example of why crack truly is wack!  I don’t know what in the hell was going on with Rihanna’s little alien get up and what in the hell was that going down her neck?  I pray that whatever it is AIN’T permanent.  I loved Lady Gaga’s performance though.  My Mom was sitting over here trying to figure out if she was an alien chicken prostitute.  ^_^ I’m also mad that Gloriana  beat her out for Break-Out Artist.   I missed Janet’s performance unfortunately, but managed to catch Jermaine thanking Allah doing good and well the rest of the family are Jehovah Witnesses.  {Bet Joe beat that butt afterwards}

Also Taylor Swift beat out Michael Jackson ‘Entertainer of the Year’ which I found very fitting seeing how both her albums are still in the Billboard Top 100, her first album is the best selling album of THE DECADE, and honestly she’s had a really good year.  Everyone wants to complain about Michael Jackson not winning, but the CD was nominated for was from THREE YEARS ago.  Now c’mon son, most people didn’t even give a damn about the King of Pop before his death now they want to cry over this?  Give me a break and let the girl have her shine!


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